The Miss California 2010 Pageant Preliminaries
There really isn’t much in this world that I like more than a good old fashion bikini contest, so here are some pictures from the Miss California 2010 Pageant preliminaries. Fashion shows are pretty damn boring so as far as bikini contests go this isn’t exactly titillating, I mean there aren’t even any thongs or pools of jell-o or water pistols filled with baby oil. I guess pictures of hot women desperate for attention in bikinis and heels are good enough for now.
Britney Spears In A Bikini While Vacationing In Sidney
Here’s Britney Spears in a bikini while vacationing in.. ya you guessed it by the direction of her nipples; Australia! Other than her poorly placed baby feeders, Britney is almost worthy of “MILF” status. I would’ve never thought a year ago, I’d be saying that, but I’m glad she turned herself around because it is much easier to write about her ass, than her f$#ked up psychological problems.
Ashley Tisdale In Her Sexy Bikini In Cabo
After posting pictures of Rihanna’s creepy loose thighs I needed something to help me un-see that image so here’s Ashley Tisdale in her bikini in Cabo. This is a good formula to remember after witnessing something as tragic as inner thigh cellulite. Quickly head to Hollywood and find pictures of a young woman who is sort of a celebrity but not really and clear your mind by enjoying pictures of her in her little bikini. Think of it as a chick sorbet meant to cleanse the palette. You’re welcome.
