THE BAD…
Let’s face it, Sienna Miller is so pretty, it’s frustrating. With those big baby blues and that freckled button nose, it’s no wonder she has her pick of the A List men. Which begs the question, why would she have wanted to get with Welsh lanky grease monkey Rhys Ifans? I think perhaps she might still be asking herself that question, shaking her head with disbelief and thanking the heavens that she wised up and is now safely wrapped in the arms of Balthazar Getty.
I can see the attraction, in a way; he’s tall, successful and funny but he seems pathologically incapable of looking, well…clean. Take his appearance in Photo 1 for example; I’m not sure whether it’s his lank, unwashed locks, his face like sandpaper, that ghastly bandana headband or a combination of all three but why poor Sienna is kissing him rather than shoving him into the nearest shower cubicle I’ll never know.
In the second photo it’s clear that poor Rhys has tried to make himself look vaguely dapper but somehow he can’t quite pull it off. I don’t know what he washes his hair with, or if he just has a terrible sweat problem but he doesn’t exactly have the glossy mane you’d want to run your fingers through, does he? He can’t even do up his shirt properly, or this could simply be a last-ditch attempt to get Sienna to swoon. Clearly it failed miserably, poor bloke.
I can see the attraction, in a way; he’s tall, successful and funny but he seems pathologically incapable of looking, well…clean. Take his appearance in Photo 1 for example; I’m not sure whether it’s his lank, unwashed locks, his face like sandpaper, that ghastly bandana headband or a combination of all three but why poor Sienna is kissing him rather than shoving him into the nearest shower cubicle I’ll never know.
In the second photo it’s clear that poor Rhys has tried to make himself look vaguely dapper but somehow he can’t quite pull it off. I don’t know what he washes his hair with, or if he just has a terrible sweat problem but he doesn’t exactly have the glossy mane you’d want to run your fingers through, does he? He can’t even do up his shirt properly, or this could simply be a last-ditch attempt to get Sienna to swoon. Clearly it failed miserably, poor bloke.
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